Richard Littlejohn’s new book has been getting the Hasselhoff treatment on Amazon, with people leaving ironic / piss take reviews.

I left one a week ago:

Clearly one of the greatest authors of our, if not all time
Universally accepted as intellectually gifted
No-one else can express such complex right wing views in such a monosyllabic form
To buy only one copy of this book would be a crime

Not particularly clever or funny, but fuck it, I only spent 30 seconds on it.

The Times clearly hasn’t realised that everyone was taking the piss, and has just quoted me twice in . Fame indeed.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight.

UKTV got in touch a couple of days ago as they want to use that drunk squirrel video I made in the new series of Totally Viral. They’ll have non-exclusive rights to it for 3 years, and it’s not great money, but then I’ve always been a bit of a cheap attention whore.

No idea if it will end up getting broadcast, but my exhibitionist side likes the idea of Joey filth being inflicted on thousands of viewers. 17 obscenities in a clip lasting 36 seconds ain’t bad going.

Oh and no idea who/what’s suddenly linked to my Heather Mills’ video but it’s had about 40,000 extra hits in the last 24 hours… half seem to like it and half think I’m a bit of a sick fuck… I’m probably inclined to agree with the latter.

Quick and dirty edit of the current TV ads.