Totally Viral. Series 2. Episode 1.

Joey’s on TV.

Fucking Yes.

It’s got squirrels, swearing and drunkenness. And me. It gets no better than this my friends. Bask in my glory.

I’m on for precisely 36 seconds (including 17 swear words) on some shit channel that no-one’s heard of, at a time that everyone’s down the pub.

I left one a week ago:

Clearly one of the greatest authors of our, if not all time
Universally accepted as intellectually gifted
No-one else can express such complex right wing views in such a monosyllabic form
To buy only one copy of this book would be a crime

Not particularly clever or funny, but fuck it, I only spent 30 seconds on it.

The Times clearly hasn’t realised that everyone was taking the piss, and has just quoted me twice in their own review. Fame indeed.

They’re not groundbreaking designwise, but are fairly clean and practical to use - too many blogs look good but have poor navigation. Should all be valid XHTML strict too.

There seems to be a few blogs/sites using them (or modified - and in some cases broken - versions of them) so far:

• http://www.webwalker.ca/
• http://www.cristorocafirme.com/meditacionesdiarias/
• http://www.itlives.cn/
• http://vcfbellefontaine.org/vcfwm/
• http://estella.hirner.at/
• http://allyxian.workso.nl/wp/
• http://uniqcyberzone.com/svennela/
• http://www.zanderjunge.com/zj/
• http://www.jonnyausdenusa.com/blog/
• http://erictwright.com/blog/
• http://www.twinterest.com/
• http://sdwebb.com/
• http://weblogs.manas.com.ar/waj/
• http://harper.dougburkhardt.com/
• http://ne.ensii.net/blog/
• http://test.egtvedt.no/
• http://frankglaser.de/ersatzteilfachmann/
• http://www.yardsaleonline.biz/nintendo/
• http://www.jinkygeneral.com/Journal/
• http://blog.crankysoup.co.za/
• http://www.anitahanna.info/
• http://www.colognedays.com/
• http://www.if-crazy.net/
• http://www.sebovest.de/
• http://www.netfysio.nl/fotoweblog/
• http://blog.webhauser.com/
• http://www.gorgeoustrends.info/
• http://www.insanidade.com/
• http://aksesorimobile.belibelah.com/
• http://lesigh.net/blog/
• http://www.workfuntimes.com/
• http://i-extra.net/
• http://blog.koobo.net/
• http://station.mytholmroyd.org/
• http://wifinintendo.com/blog/
• http://www.magic-book.it/akira
• http://www.luiss.it/research-network/
• http://www.betnaa.com/tiger/
• http://leaveitatthebeep.com/
• http://www.steffundso.de/bunt/
• http://www.blueskuei.com/wordpress/
• http://www.andrewwallwork.com/blog
• http://abstract-moment.digital-sugar.com/blog/
• http://chellem.com/
• http://www.misshalfway.net
• http://www.sunanime.com/
• http://www.grafiks.org/blog/
• http://www.designscout.dk/
• http://artdirekt.net/
• http://www.s-tianshi.com/kkxblog/
• http://www.idontbitchiblog.com/
• http://www.craigs-blogs.com/
• http://scarlett-harlot.com/unicornbacon/
• http://www.subliminalinspiration.com/

Didn’t really mean it to be a political statement as such but there’s possibly a joke in there about preaching prior to sending people to their deaths…

No idea if it will end up getting broadcast, but my exhibitionist side likes the idea of Joey filth being inflicted on thousands of viewers. 17 obscenities in a clip lasting 36 seconds ain’t bad going.

Oh and no idea who/what’s suddenly linked to my Heather Mills’ video but it’s had about 40,000 extra hits in the last 24 hours… half seem to like it and half think I’m a bit of a sick fuck… I’m probably inclined to agree with the latter.

For anyone that wants to see more crudely dubbed/edited videos by moi please visit my Youtube channel.

Am currently working on a longer video comprising of about 15 short mash-ups/advert spoofs.. will post it on here when it’s finished.