Like a baby’s bum

I just wet shaved for the first time in nearly three years, partly because I was bored, but mainly because I’d forgotten what my face looks like sans stubble.

Fucking weird is the answer.

I now remember why I don’t like being clean shaven. I look vaguely presentable. My skin feels like a baby’s bum and I now look like a 10 year old choirgirl. With side burns.

Admire the concentration involved in simultaneously managing to operate the camera, pose like a twat and not to cry over my stubble lying dead in the sink.

Aaaaargh I’m a fucking twink!

Comments

Comment from Frances
Time: August 16, 2006, 5:18 pm

cam whore.

Comment from Joey
Time: August 17, 2006, 9:32 am

May I refer members of the jury to Exhibits A, B and C.

Comment from Frances
Time: August 18, 2006, 5:24 pm

Alright. Shuddup.

See you Thursday night?

Comment from Joey
Time: August 21, 2006, 1:31 pm

Yeah should be cool… just got to recover from the weekend first… and Muse tomorrow… my body is a little caned at the mo!

You coming charity shop shopping avec moi to glam ourselves up for Sat night?

Comment from Frances
Time: August 21, 2006, 2:59 pm

Sure, why not!

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