I’ve been working on this for the last couple of weeks, and apart from a few minor tweaks required, it’s all up and running.

Sell Your Products.co.uk - E-Commerce Website Design (yeah I’m a keyword whore)

The site is all valid XHTML and CSS (more or less) and looking sexy, and the demo store is 100% updateable via the control panel.

I’ve decided to move out of regular website design partly cos I can’t be arsed with it anymore, and partly cos e-commerce work pays better, is less hassle in the long run, and is a piece of piss to complete. Hence my new site.

Whatdoyareckons?

Went out on Friday… ended up as a bit of a weird night… got semi-wasted in Helston drinking Special in the Blue with Henry and then met up with Rich… a bit later on Rich and I ended up having another drunken Miyagi stand off… some random ginger ninja came up to us for no apparent reason and told us he’d break our legs if we tried to crane kick him like Daniel LaRusso… it started to get a bit nasty, then Richie and the ginger haired Chuck Norris kissed and made up and we got invited back to a “party”. Party being in this case the term used to describe myself, Rich, weird ginger guy, his parents, and a girl called “Inch” (insert smutty joke here). It was kinda surreal sitting semi pissed on the sofa watching middle aged people forming a mosh pit in their living room and rocking out to Alice in Chains at full volume at 4am…

In other news:

Rich and I are forming a band called Daddy Bear. Our first song will involve monkeys, sex slaves and pirates…

Matt is still being a cock and ignoring me because I bumped into his ex-girlfriend, and had a polite conversation with her, in Truro a few weeks ago. I didn’t pull or sleep with her, nor would I have done. Matt has slept with a mate’s ex-girlfriend before, so is acting like a hypocritical wanker.

Edit: According to this, an anagram of Techdesigns.co.uk is “Hot King Succeeds”. Word to that.

I’ve moved house. It was a fucker.

I still have no fucking internet connection.

Rich and I have discovered his neighbour is a prostitute. £800 a night. She advertises her website in the local paper. She forgot to exclude her details from her Whois record.

The greatest album ever made is now available to download. Black Holes and Revelations was leaked 9 hours ago.

Dirty Pretty Things’s new album ain’t too bad either, though it does seem to take a fair bit from Up the Bracket and the Libertine’s self titled 2nd album. Funny that.

The Mighty Boosh is still the funniest thing ever.

As I haven’t got MSN yet, what’s on for the weekend my shizzlers?!