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It was strangely compelling watching a girl kiss several different guys just moments after being sick right in the middle of the pub. She emerged from the toilets with the typical air of sophistication that seems to resonate from most Helston slags, and with a dainty wipe to rid the semi-diluted vomit dribble from her delightful chops, she set about sharing the taste of her dinner…
I somehow ended up having a conversation at the bar with the town bike, who is normally the most annoying person I know. However she redeemed herself by telling me the funniest joke in the world ever, although I can’t repeat it here as it doesn’t really translate that well…
The Automatic are playing the Ripcurl Boardmasters in Newquay, supporting Feeder. 4th August, £25 a ticket, should be a laugh, who’s up for it? Henry, Cat et moi so far…
Frances is denying selling out and appearing in an advert for Dell… you be the judge…
Myself and Richie are slowly perfecting our Cornish ghetto slang inbetween our drunken ninja fights… Fo Shizzler My Nizzler… Snoop would be proud…
Oh and congrats to Lordi for fucking over Daz Sampson…
Posted: May 21st, 2006
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Comment from Frances
Time: May 22, 2006, 1:05 pm
I can’t see me ever wearing a neck scarf like that though. Plus, I think she has a bigger chin than I do!
Comment from Henry
Time: May 23, 2006, 5:14 pm
yeah but you do got some lovely gloves :p
Does look pretty similar though, although not looking very happy in that photo lol
Comment from Joey
Time: May 23, 2006, 8:10 pm
Yeah Frances “you do got” some lovely gloves haha… Henry you’re in danger of turning Cornish on me :)
Comment from Frances
Time: May 24, 2006, 8:43 am
hahaha. Priceless.
And how often do I look “very happy”?
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