Cobblers children have no shoes. Joey has a shit PC. I now have a new and slightly faster one.

I’m moving on the 4th. It kinda feels like a weight’s been lifted off my back. I’m looking forward to no bills. And no washing up.

Am slowly planning the trip to Thailand. I’m going to stay in Bangkok for a few days, and then fly to Phuket for about 10 days, then return to Bangkok for the remainder. Then back to here I guess. That’s the rough plan. I don’t want anything too fixed, as I’m not really one for schedules, but at the same time I don’t want to get stuck in a city for 21 days. Internal flights seem to be a bargain at about £45.00 return including taxes, for what would be a 1000km train journey.

Fact of the day: Just as, if you believe the bloke down the pub, cows can’t walk down stairs and dogs can’t look upwards, midgets can’t fall over. Seriously. It came to me in a dream. They have a much lower centre of gravity, and their ears are larger in proportion to their bodies than your regular sized person’s. Better hearing = better balance.

I’ve never seen one fall over anyway.