From the country that brought you Gary Glitter and Jonathan King, it should be of no further surprise that this is our Eurovision entry.  Meet Daz Sampson.

Watch his video or even the live version (both safe for work)

Whoever thought that dressing a bunch of older girls to look pubescent and sound even younger, whilst dancing provocatively with a middle age Ian Huntley look-a-like, who looks more Gap than ghetto, was a good idea is either taking the piss or has some serious issues.

Has Chris Morris somehow rigged the voting? It’s scarily reminiscent of JL-B8’s “Your Little White Butt”.

Edit: Instead I shall be voting for Finland’s answer to Slipknot… (or maybe not at all)