Over the last few days I have been…

Working out what the fuck to do with my life.  I’m still none the wiser.

Ignoring an ex-friend.  He fucked me over.  Over a period of about 4 years.  I’m not convinced he’s changed.

Putting off sorting out my tax returns til the absolute deadline.

Finally going out on my bike for the 1st time this year.  Cold air and unfit lungs are not a good combination; I’m embarassingly slow compared to when I used to race.  Think I’m going to start riding more, not to start racing again, more to stay in ok shape. 

Drinking too much coffee

Getting drunk when supposed to be having just a quiet night out.

Chatted up Asked for one night stands by two women old enough to be my mum.  Think my mates must have told one of them I fancied her.  She then spent approximately half an hour telling me how I should fuck her.   If I wasn’t celibate before, she was enough to turn me. Think she got the message in the end when we all basically ran out of the pub.

Given £100 for naming a company Pure Austria

Giving aforementioned £100 to Amnesty International because let’s face it, they need it more than me.  Might save someone from rotting in jail for their political beliefs rather than be pissed up against a wall like it probably would have done if I’d kept it.  Although it won’t guarantee my place in heaven, it might at least delay the trip to hell… not that I particularly believe in either… 

Doing the odd bit of work in between buying crap amazingly stylish clothes on Ebay, msn, and chasing debts…